thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along





aro-ace-skeleton-warrior:

jack-o-liam:

sounds about right 

Important info for the skeleton war

dutchster:

damn girl are you a spider? because i’m kinda scared of spiders



dropout-sellout-copout:

SOME PEOPLE ARE GRIEVING BECAUSE A NURSE’S DOG WHO POTENTIALLY CONTRACTED EBOLA WAS H U M A N E L Y PUT DOWN.

THEY RIOTED OVER THIS.

THEY SIGNED A 390, 000 PETITION TO SAVE THAT DOG.

PEOPLE ARE BEING EXECUTED IN THE STREET FOR BEING BROWN AND YOU WANT TO RIOT OVER A DOG.




demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out